“One Direction’s world tour ticket sales have gone up nearly 50% since Harry’s breakup with Taylor Swift. Taylor’s ticket sales have gone down since she was first spotted with Harry in November.”
Hmm I believe all the little girl fans of Harry have decided to forgive him now that he is single. Hurry Hurry buy tickets harry is single we still have a chance with him!…While Taylor Swift fans buy tickets to see her in tour because she is talented.
Taylor Swift: *moves*
Everyone: do it again bitch, see what happens.
I CAN JUST HEAR ALL THE TEXT POSTS BY THE 1D FANS RIGHT NOW
“Taylor’s writing another break up song blaming our harry ugh #slutttt”